OPERATION HOLZFÄLLER

they fought so hard the splinters flew

tanks have never been this light and fragrant

April Fools article for 2021

E-PANZERY

fighting not just for the Führer, but for the climate

Greta would have been really pleased

April Fools article for 2022

SALONPANZERY

how to put blue blood into tanks

if you must go to war, do it in proper style

April Fools article for 2023

WERBEPANZERY

Goebbels' marketing war

you can make money from anything that grabs attention

April Fools article for 2024

OPERATION STAHLENGEL

a truly rocket-speed invasion

if it won't go by sea, it'll go by air

April Fools article for 2025

PANZERKOMPANIE "Z"

when you need to cover up illegal tank development

you'd better have a bulletproof cover story

April Fools article for 2026

OPERATION HOLZFÄLLER

cutting so hard the splinters flew

tanks have never been lighter

April Fools article for 2021

E-PANZERY

fighting for the Führer and the climate

Greta would have been really pleased

April Fools article for 2022

SALONPANZERY

how to get the aristocracy into tanks

if you go to war, go in proper style

April Fools article for 2023

WERBEPANZERY

Goebbels' marketing war

tanks as rolling advertising billboards

April Fools article for 2024

OPERATION STAHLENGEL

a truly rocket-speed invasion

what won't go by sea will go by air

April Fools article for 2025

PANZERKOMPANIE "Z"

when covering up illegal tank development

you need a solid cover story

April Fools article for 2026